thebiebzwideopan: we live in a world where there are trailers for super bowl ads
myclosestfriendlinoleum: Reasons I don’t have friends: 1. I’m a douche. 2. I have people who consider me friends but for whatever reason I’m terrible at maintaining friendships or letting people get close to me. Samezies
ugh but seriously
youdingus: why do i have to get so many boners all the time ugh
Never take internet freedom for granted, use it...
Nothing says "I have a pet snake"
ryanhatesthis: like a man with a ponytail.